I'm Jez, 25, American, FAAB, Ace, Spoonie. I used to be in the US Army, but now I deliver pizzas (thanks, EDS!) and write all the damn time.

Some writing, some politics, occasional art, lots of Sherlock, and my own personal ramblings. Blog should probably be considered NSFW, just to be... ya know, safe.

 

heirofmedusa:

afro-khaleesi:

mocca-latte-in-my-veins:

cynicalsleeper:

this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today

would

can’t…stop…laughing…

Our German T.A. would always do this lmao. He growl-screamed “Schmetterling” while violently flapping his arms and to this day, all of us, at the very least, will always know how to say “butterfly.”

Crying. I took German for two years.

This is so accurate. LMFAOOOOOO

(Source: polynumerous)

ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

image

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

“I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing [fake ones], My breasts have a life of their own…People are confused [that mine bounce].”

(Source: brookeeverdeen)