quixotic chaotic

I'm Jez, 27, American, Ace, Genderfluid, Spoonie. I used to be in the US Army, but EDS put a stop to that.

On this blog you will find some writing, some politics, occasional art, lots of feminism & Sherlock, and my own personal ramblings. Blog should probably be considered NSFW, just to be, ya know, safe.

I tag the shit out of most things, and am happy to tag anything you're trying to avoid, triggers, spoilers, etc; just let me know in an ask. I also queue almost everything, so I may or may not actually be here for any given post.

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The Avengers. It’s what we call ourselves. Sorta like a team. Earth’s Mightiest Heroes type thing.

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Biology’s cruel joke goes something like this: As a teenage body goes through puberty, its circadian rhythm essentially shifts three hours backward. Suddenly, going to bed at nine or ten o’clock at night isn’t just a drag, but close to a biological impossibility. Studies of teenagers around the globe have found that adolescent brains do not start releasing melatonin until around eleven o’clock at night and keep pumping out the hormone well past sunrise. Adults, meanwhile, have little-to-no melatonin in their bodies when they wake up. With all that melatonin surging through their bloodstream, teenagers who are forced to be awake before eight in the morning are often barely alert and want nothing more than to give in to their body’s demands and fall back asleep. Because of the shift in their circadian rhythm, asking a teenager to perform well in a classroom during the early morning is like asking him or her to fly across the country and instantly adjust to the new time zone — and then do the same thing every night, for four years.

Sleep and the teenage brain (via explore-blog)

This is why you have every right to be tired.  

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One thing I love about Granada Holmes is that Sherlock deduces clients when they step into 221b and when they stand there looking puzzled Watson explains the deductions.

See also: That closed eyes blissed out happy cat look that Holmes gets whenever Watson explains his deductions.

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just because i don’t follow u back doesn’t mean i think u have a shitty blog. you might just have posts/fandoms/stuff i don’t really want on my dash. and hey, that’s fine. it’s YOUR tumblr you’re here for you and that’s goodgreatawesome

but please don’t think me not following you back means i hate u 5ever and that u can never inbox me or reply to my posts or follow me on twitter or something b/c that is not what it means at all

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Hannibal cinematography: time lapse

Time lapse is a technique in which the frequency at which frames are captured is lower than the frequency at which they are viewed, giving the impression of time flying by. Executive Producer David Slade describes the use of time lapse for establishing location shots as a deliberate choice to invoke uncertainty in the audience. Such shots suggest an ambiguity over the passage of time, so that the viewer is unsure how much time has passed between scenes. [x]

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My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

Your fiancé is Charlie Weasley

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hey open wide here comes original sin

hey open wide here comes original sin

hey open wide here comes original sin

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irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”

irish isnt a language…

Ith mo thóin



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i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke

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Bloody Shirt (Bastille Remix) - To Kill A King |  64/∞ [infinite days of music]

And it’s too late to say you’re sorry,
Say you’re sorry still
And I stepped out with heavy heart to bail you out again
Oh those things you do
Oh those things you do

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The best kiss is the one that has been exchanged a thousand times between the eyes before it reaches the lips.

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If I’m going to have a public platform, I want to use it not just to elevate myself but to elevate issues that are important to me… there are so many more trans folks coming forward and saying, ‘This is who I am, this is my story, I will not be silent anymore, I will not be in hiding anymore,’ and that’s when a movement really happens, right?

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me watching The Hobbit for the first time

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Young The Giant



Young The Giant - Cough Syrup [unplugged]

Goddamn it this is amazing

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Detective Sergeant.

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